LASSIE EXPOSED

This time I’m gonna write about dogs because you can’t go wrong with dogs. People like dogs. And people like movies so I’ll write about movie dogs. Enough blogs seething with righteous indignation. Write about fun things, Dad!

            OK. Oh, and something else. Daughter (who knows all things) tells me I should post on a consistent schedule so my readers (and both of you know who you are) know when to look for me. So from now on I’m aiming to post on Mondays and Thursdays. 

Now, on to…Lassie! And being Hollywood I’ll start with a whiff of scandal.

LASSIE WAS A DRAG QUEEN!

Well, sorta. Every movie and TV Lassie has actually been a male and not the lady dog he portrays. (And yes I know, lady dogs are called bitches. But I can’t, I just can’t. I mean we’re talking Lassie here.) There are two schools of thought as to why this is. The first is that male collies don’t shed as much as lady collies. The second is that being the, ah, heroine “she” should have a larger presence while saving Timmy from the well. Which brings up something else:

TIMMY NEVER FELL INTO A WELL!

When Jon Provost (TV’s Timmy from 1957 to 1964) wrote his autobiography he titled it (tongue firmly in cheek) TIMMY’S IN THE WELL! But in fact Timmy never fell into a well. Into deep pits, raging rivers, pitch-black mines, icy lakes and grasping quicksand, yes. Face it, he was a clumsy kid. Thankfully there was a Lassie or two or three to haul him out.

Yes, it’s true. A LOT OF DOGS PLAYED LASSIE!

Among them: dogs named Baby, Spook, Boy, Howard, Mason, Lassie Jr., Hey-Hey, Dakota, Mire and Pal. Pal seems to have carried a lot of the load, starring in seven Lassie films beginning with 1943’s LASSIE COME HOME. Pal also went on the road to meet and greet fans at dog shows, county fairs, rodeos and the like.

Of course they had to use several dogs. If the original Lassie (Pal, 1943 movie star) was still making personal appearances (and yes, “Lassie” does to this day, often for a line of pet food) he’d have to be in dog years seven hundred years old!

Next Monday we’ll investigate other dark secrets of Hollywood canine celebs. Who was Cleo with the soulful eyes and sexy voice? Why was Duke replaced on the BEVERLY HILLBILLIES? There were two dogs who starred in popular radio shows. How the heck does a dog star in a radio show?

Until then, Dad out.